WE WANT ANOTHER BOOK!

Denis, quit being so fucking lazy! I mean, with the hot wife, kids, and shooting a hit show that is STILL locked and loaded...surely you have the time to pen another literary abortion? I can't wait! Your first masterpiece helped me pass many a stool. Luckily for you I don't plan to stop shitting so I need a new book.

Your Biggest (metaphorically) Fan,

Charlie

P.S.- Hurry the fuck up.