I picked up your book the other day because, for some reason, I thought you used to be funny. Damn, I waded through all the man vs woman shit of yours only to get to this gem: Bipolar? Bullshit. Dr. Leary, who did you have to fuck to get that PhD? You HAVE to be older than me but just look at your jacket picture! Airbrushed? Let's see if you have heard of this illness: manic-depression. George Carlin had it, Robin Williams has it, Mitch Hegberg had it until he overdosed - which is very sad because he was FUNNY. Call Dick Cavett and tell him just how much you think of his bipolar disorder. Tell him how you think it's bullshit. I bet he'd get a laugh and then hook you up to the ECT machine, turn it as high as it gets, and walk away saying, "Maybe this will convince this imbecile that having to live with bipolar disorder is not that much fun - although he's pretty stupid and stupid people never seem to be bipolar." George Bush? Nah, too stupid. Sarah Palin - WHOA - she's just a woman AND perhaps more stupid than Bush. Denis Leary? Who? Who the hell is that? No one. I am bipolar and a cursed woman! Good for one thing to an ass like you. Dude, you live my life with this fucking disease and do as well as I have and then we can talk. I will make damn sure I am in the front row center if you make it to Los Angeles. I'm Irish too and I have finally met a man of Irish descent who is actually stupid.
Jennifer Aniston's body? I don't know but if I was a man and all I had to fuck was Jennifer Aniston's body I'd run! What did you do with her head?
Sincerely,
Carol Noel Kilgallen-Smith
MA
English teacher
Elementary teacher
Financial analyst
Wife
Mother
Ex-wife
Responsible for:
90 year old dad
ex-husband who cannot stop smoking long enough to get a job
one son - 15
one daughter - 25
one brother - 57 (he's bipolar too!)
395 students per day
Oboist
Writer
and much more funny than you.
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Comment by carol smith on August 10, 2011 at 11:10pm Dear Adam,
I don't care about your bipolar wife. Don't ever say, "How dare you," to me. I find your loyalty to Denis very touching. I would never let you know "who the fuck are you?" I already know who the fuck you are and reiterate (which means to say again) Please stay down under.
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