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I picked up your book the other day because, for some reason, I thought you used to be funny. Damn, I waded through all the man vs woman shit of yours only to get to this gem: Bipolar? Bullshit. Dr. Leary, who did you have to fuck to get that PhD? You HAVE to be older than me but just look at your jacket picture! Airbrushed? Let's see if you have heard of this illness: manic-depression. George Carlin had it, Robin Williams has it, Mitch Hegberg had it until he overdosed - which is very sad because he was FUNNY. Call Dick Cavett and tell him just how much you think of his bipolar disorder. Tell him how you think it's bullshit. I bet he'd get a laugh and then hook you up to the ECT machine, turn it as high as it gets, and walk away saying, "Maybe this will convince this imbecile that having to live with bipolar disorder is not that much fun - although he's pretty stupid and stupid people never seem to be bipolar." George Bush? Nah, too stupid. Sarah Palin - WHOA - she's just a woman AND perhaps more stupid than Bush. Denis Leary? Who? Who the hell is that? No one. I am bipolar and a cursed woman! Good for one thing to an ass like you. Dude, you live my life with this fucking disease and do as well as I have and then we can talk. I will make damn sure I am in the front row center if you make it to Los Angeles. I'm Irish too and I have finally met a man of Irish descent who is actually stupid.

Jennifer Aniston's body? I don't know but if I was a man and all I had to fuck was Jennifer Aniston's body I'd run! What did you do with her head?

Sincerely,

Carol Noel Kilgallen-Smith

MA

English teacher

Elementary teacher

Financial analyst

Wife

Mother

Ex-wife

Responsible for:

90 year old dad

ex-husband who cannot stop smoking long enough to get a job

one son - 15

one daughter - 25

one brother - 57 (he's bipolar too!)

395 students per day

Oboist

Writer

and much more funny than you.

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Comment by Ace Mac Ashbrook on August 11, 2011 at 2:59am
Carol, if you're gonna listen to the voices in your head, you've got to listen to the nice ones before you sit down at the keyboard.
Comment by carol smith on August 10, 2011 at 11:10pm

Dear Adam,

 

I don't care about your bipolar wife.  Don't ever say, "How dare you," to me.  I find your loyalty to Denis very touching.  I would never let you know "who the fuck are you?" I already know who the fuck you are and reiterate (which means to say again)  Please stay down under. 

Comment by carol smith on August 10, 2011 at 11:06pm
Gee, Denis. Look at all your loyal followers!  You must be so very proud, Dr. Leary, of their way with words, grammar, spelling and, well, just general comments that attack someone for having the nerve to put you in your place. I especially like Adam Boraso's "Harden the fuck up bitch."  Or Drew's comment about my meds.  Where's YOUR comment, Denis?  Or do you bypass answering for yourself and let your loyal followers kick the shit out of someone for "having the nerve" to disagree with you on every single point.  Hey, Ace, I was on a downer, Dude, but then the mania kicked in and didn't leave for about four months.  Look up "Mania" and find out how fun mania can be.  When you comin' to LA, Dr. Leary?  Adam, when you wanna come and "harden the fuck up bitch?"  I have no idea what that means and I really do not want to know.  Stay down under. 
Comment by charlie m on August 5, 2011 at 7:40am
I THINK I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH ...............CAROL NOEL KILGALLEN SMITH.........I TOO HAVE  THE SO CALLED BULLSHIT........BUT YOU SEE CAROL I SLEEP OK AT NIGHT CAUSE I DONT MAKE MONEY OF 343 DEAD FIRE FIGHTERS........BY THE WAY DR. ASSHOLE COULD NOT HOLD A CANDLE TO NOT ONEOFTHEM........MABEY SOME DAY THE WHEEL WILL TURN HIS WAY....HIS WIFE OR HIS KIDS OR MABEY EVEN HIM...NA ALL THE BLOW HE HAS DONE JUST MADE HIM A JERKOFF CHARLIE M BKLYN NY  SOME GAVE      SOME GAVE  ALL!
Comment by Adam Boraso on March 28, 2011 at 11:34am
Harden the fuck up bitch.  My wife's bi-polar & she thinks he's a riot.  You, my lady, are in a minority.  HOW DARE YOU criticise Denis Like that, after all he's done for the fire department.  WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!  As Denis would say, "SHUT THE FUCK UP, NEXT.".
Comment by Ace Mac Ashbrook on March 20, 2011 at 10:09am
That's right Drew, I'd live with some anal leakage in my pants over outbursts like Carol's. I mean Jesus. H, have you seen how long the list of names and personalities is? It must be a busy place in that head.
Comment by Drew on March 19, 2011 at 11:59pm
Wow someone needs to start taking their meds again....
Comment by Ace Mac Ashbrook on March 18, 2011 at 10:29pm
Wow, guess she was on a downer when she typed that.
Comment by Pamela Bruno on March 16, 2011 at 7:43am
I was given your book by a friend who "doesn't understand your humor".  I've watched your movies/shows and comedy acts, and I think you're funny.  I don't have a mental disorder (could be part of Carol's problem above, no offense Carol). I have a college education as well, married, working, a kid in college. I am on Chapter 14 of your book and so far, I have laughed out loud. I get exactly where you're coming from. Now for Chapter 12 where "Cats Suck", I do have two cats...BUT come to think about it, you are right. There is no Cat Whisperer. But my older cat does think he's a dog sometimes.  He will walk on a leash and heel, but that's about it. Anyway, I like your book and haven't been able to put it down. I think it's thought-provoking and funny. Thanks.

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