The Chilean Miners

Rescue workers this morning finally removed the drills which have been digging since August 5th. A lone workman broke the thin barrier between the 33 trapped men and their first fresh air in 2 months. As the lone miner broke through the shale, the stale, fetid air rushed out and many of the rescuers sniffed the air and wondered aloud "PARIS!" ... "Paris Hilton?"