"It's a get-over-your-damn-self book rather than A Way To Understand Your Life, an extended transcript of Leary's scathingly funny libertarian cultural commentary on America in the '00's, gleefully puncturing everything about us that's self-satisfied, politically correct, and, above all, in denial. But what were you expecting-Stuart Smalley?"
Do You Suck?
Would like to not SUCK?
Do you know other people who SUCK?
Would you like to tell them how to SUCK less or how to possibly become totally SUCK-free?
Then buy this book, because inside Dr. Denis Leary is ready to help you overcome all the sucky things that make you such a suckass. Not to mention all the fat, loud, lazy and stupid suckholes you have to deal with at the office, family gatherings or while using public transportation.
Part memoir, part self-help tome but definitely a full-time funny assault on all the posers, politicians and pop culture icons who have sucked in public for far too long, this book is a call to arms for everyone who feels the way the good doctor does:
- Skinny jeans are for skinny people.
- Men will never change. Not even into clean underwear.
- If God didn’t want us to eat meat, why did he make the cow so slow? (Ever eaten a cheetah-burger? Nope. And you never will.)
Buy this book and you will hopefully laugh out loud, call your mom a little more often and never vote for a member of the Bush family ever again.
At the very least, though, you’ll have yourself a nice big twenty-six-dollar coaster to place your drink on while you watch TV. And isn’t that reason alone to buy it?


